"TWETHER is like predicting the weather with a magic conch shell, it doesn’t work, but damn, it’s entertaining! Buy now, regret later, HODL forever!" 🌪️

TWETHER Tokenomics

• Total Supply: 420,690,000,000,000 tokens (because why not?)

• Burn Mechanism: Every time someone tweets "HODL," 69 tokens are burned in honor of our ancestors.

• Liquidity Pool: 0,000001% of every transaction is sent directly to a liquidity pool managed by a magic 8-ball.

• Redistribution: 0.000001% of every transaction is redistributed to the top 10 holders, aka "The Meme Lords."

• Marketing Wallet: 0,0000000000025% of supply reserved for "Elon bribe fund" to ensure a single tweet about TWETHER (eventually).