Roadmap

Phase 1: The Dream

• Launch website designed entirely in Comic Sans.

• Create 1 billion memes about how TWETHER is the "future of decentralized cloud weather prediction."

• Whitepaper? Nah, we’ll just link to Dogecoin’s and replace every mention of “doge” with “cloud.”

Phase 2: Hype Overdrive

• Pay influencers on TikTok to dance while pretending they understand crypto.

• List on obscure exchanges no one has ever heard of (but sound super legit).

• Airdrop TWETHER to random wallets, including Vitalik’s, just to make it look like he’s on board.

Phase 3: Fake Utility

• Announce the TWETHER Weather App (powered by vibes, not actual data).

• Partner with "local farmers" to create the first decentralized cloud observation system.

• Claim TWETHER will replace every national weather service by 2025.

Phase 4: Global Domination

• Host the first-ever "Weather Influencer Crypto Summit" in an abandoned warehouse.

• Attempt to get listed on Binance by repeatedly DMing CZ memes.

• Start rumors that NASA is using TWETHER to predict storms on Mars.

Phase 5: The Moon (Literally)

• Mint an NFT collection called "Cloud Baez" with procedurally generated clouds and personalities.

• Send a single TWETHER token to space on a weather balloon to "prove it's interstellar-ready."

• Release a mobile game where players collect TWETHER coins by chasing rainbows.

Phase 6: Exit Scam—Oops, We Mean, Evolution

• The founders mysteriously disappear. Rumors swirl that they’ve moved to Bora Bora to develop "TWETHER 2.0."

• Remaining holders claim the token is now a "decentralized community project," aka good luck figuring this out.

• Community rallies to create a documentary: "The Rise and Fall of TWETHER."